Shoes Every Woman Should Own
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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You owner of a machine gun, $ 3,000 and $ 5,000 rocket launcher, but you can not afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You clean the ass naked with his left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. Can not think of anyone who have not declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but often carrying explosives on their clothes. 8. You will be surprised to discover that cell phones have uses other than the allocation of roadside bombs. 9. You've often uttered phrase "I love what you do with your cave.." 10 You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least 11 .. You bathe at least once a month if necessary or not. 12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat 58 minutes ago – four days to respond.
They wash their buttocks with water but at the top of U with the language clean naked.
The Wrong Pair Of Shoes by THE SHAG PILE (2009)
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